Funny of the day: Cat Massage


I know I already posted this on Twitter, but this was so funny I couldn’t resist. So many classic lines, like “use 2 hands for double the pleasure and double the fun” or “we touch all the time, so why not be the best at it.” I didn’t think that I could sit through over 3 minutes of cat massaging, but every second is amazing (especially around 1:90).

I really love the guys over at EverythingIsTerrible.

Funny of the day: Voicemail from a Crazy Stalker

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By far the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

So here’s how it’s gonna work. It is now 4:30 on Wednesday. Now I’ll assume, I’ll assume that you’ve already left work, because, you know, some people leave work early, and I’ll grant you that. But if I do not receive a phone call back from you by 3 o’clock Thursday afternoon I’m no longer interested and you can erase your number. I don’t play games like that.

Check out the whole transricpt.